so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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