the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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