All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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