Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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