Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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