Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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