sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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