Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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