just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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