He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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