I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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