Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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