just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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