the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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