yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
