Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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