you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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