Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Everything about him screamed your future.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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