she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
She's just so happy...and so naked.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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