I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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