i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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