they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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