Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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