just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Randomize
