just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He uses pillows to masturbate.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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