So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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