so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
i out mim tonsoeep
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