can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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