I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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