this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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