I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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