guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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