we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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