a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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