I'm eating all of the evidence.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
We left the knife in your bed.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Someone signed my nipple.
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