do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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