Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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