Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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