Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Sorry about my life...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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