He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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