dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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