with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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