Porn is love you can see.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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