Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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