im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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