i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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