He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
God, I missed his penis.
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