epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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