idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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