There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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